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Anyone want these children??? PLEASE! Child number one: She's very cute and only 6 years old - plently of time for you to mold her! She's loves dolls and drawing. She also loves, loves, loves to talk for 12 hours straight when we are all in the car together and there is no escape for her parents. Bonus! She will politely let you know that she needs a cup or bag because she "really needs to throw up."

Child Number Two: A devil may care 10 month old, who loves to smile at everyone. His ultimate dream day is crawling around in the grass chasing his older siblings. He also loves to scream and cry for 12 straight hours in the car and every time his Grandma's dog barks!

These children are free to whoever wants them! They haven't let their parents sleep through out the night in the last 4 days! Bonus: A Grand Caravan with a strange flapping sound when it breaks!

(Many of you have wondered where I have been. Well, for awhile I wasn't able to log on to blog, then Hubby fixed it and then I had nothing to write about! Why is it that I always think of witty or cute things to write about when I can't write about them and nothing when I can?? HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY AMERICA!) ( Jul 04 2004, 09:10:17 AM CDT ) Permalink Comments [1]

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I will double the pleasure, my two boys are for sale as well. The price is $2, 1 for each but they must be sold together. The 3 year old has an inate ability to just suddenly throw fits and scream, but is usually pretty good (when sleeping). The 18 month old has only recently broken into screaming fits, usually in conjunction with the 3 year old as if they were at war. He also likes ot hit and bully other children possibly out of anger towards his older sibling. Despite not having but 1/3 of his teeth, he still wakes up once or twice a night and screams for baba until I wake up, go downstairs and warm up a bottle of milk. On occasion, a bottle of water does the trick, but only if we tied him to the car and made him run up/down the street all day so that he was very tired.

Both kids are really cute, I swear it. Everyone always tells us they don't believe us that they can be so difficult. Both boys have the amazing knack to turn on the charm when people are walking by or for a quick stop, only to resume screaming/hitting/fighting/crying/yelling/pulling/biting/kicking when the person has walked out of hearing/seeing distance.

Posted by Kevin (24.6.81.39) on July 04, 2004 at 01:04 PM CDT #

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